New Machete red-band trailer is bloody out of control!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 16 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

Now THIS is the MACHETE trailer we all wanted!

The last one was… meh. For me, it didn’t really sell it, even though I’m naturally fully invested in seeing this mother in the theater. But the new red-band trailer is simply awesome, that’s all there is to it. Blood, guts, decapitations and more, it’s everything you could want from MACHETE – this is absolutely one of my most anticipated flicks of the year.

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What the f*ck are you waiting for – watch the f*cking thing! (I should mention it has plenty of profanity, too.)

Machete (Danny Trejo) is a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin), his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

MACHETE opens on SEPTEMBER 3rd.

Source: IGN

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Eric Walkuski

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