Damn, where the hell have THESE stills been? Already the third week in July and we’re just now getting some prurient, NSFW bikini action from the set of Alexandre Aja’s PIRANHA 3-D? Better late than never I suppose, but the things I could have done with these smokin’ Riley Steele shots…uh, never-mind.
Now that PIRANHA 3-D is less than a month from reddening the waters, WildWildGirls.com have just issued a bunch of titillating new looks at all the young hot ass in the cast. See the aforementioned Riley Steele, along with Kelly Brook and Jessica Szhor (we now have an official look at that legendary tittie-nuzzling shot we’ve been equipping damn near every PIRANHA 3-D story with). Of course, Jerry O’Connell is inescapable…dude pops up everywhere with a either a camera or a bottle of booze, always with a slimy smirk though. I still don’t know how Vern locked Rebecca Romijn!
Showing its 3D teeth August 20th, PIRANHA 3-D is set in Lake Havasu, Arizona, when a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas… Theyre back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Havasu explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend – the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Havasu sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through. Piranhas – a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds.
Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott, Eli Roth, Richard Dreyfus, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Dina Meyer, Cody Longo and Steve R. Mcqueen also take part in the movie.
Check out the Official Site for the film, as well as the official WildWildGirls.com.
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