
Y’all enjoying all the seedy, throwback lobby cards Robert Rodriguez is using to pimp MACHETE? You’re in luck then!
You see, it appears Hyde Park Entertainment has just provided an additional four new cards, two of which feature the still-stunning Jessica Alba, another portrays the great Bob De Niro in a f*cked up hostage scenario, and the last shows the sexy Avellan twins, Elise and Electra…toting Uzis in heeled-clogs and a miniskirt. Happy Friday y’all!
Lopping heads September 3rd, The highly skilled Federale MACHETE is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up. He barely survives the sniper’s bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren’t you!
Snag a look below and let us know which card you’re diggin’ on most!















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