The Vampire Mistress is gonna whip you in this new trailer

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 16 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

Hot chick vampires are always welcome in my world, so despite looking like a pretty goofy affair, I’m still willing to give THE VAMPIRE MISTRESS a chance. What kind of man would I be if I turned away a whip-wielding, blood-sucking hottie? No kind of AITH man, I can tell you…

THE VAMPIRE MISTRESS comes from Sparks Entertainment and features Nicole Leigh Vuono as the titular character, a “good” vampire ala Kate Beckinsale’s UNDERWORLD slinky Selene with a penchant for ass-kicking. But I’ll let the official synopsis tell it like it is: The Vampire Mistress is an action adventure thriller that chronicles the tale of a young woman named Lara whose life changes dramatically one fateful night. Attacked and bitten by a vampire, Lara awakens to find that she has superpowers beyond belief. Choosing to use her new powers for good, she dedicates her life to fighting crime in her city. And to seek revenge.

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