NSFW!
So what do y’all know about BIKINI BLOODBATH CHRISTMAS?
Oh, have I got your attention? Good, ’cause here’s a piece of unabashed schlock that I think everyone can appreciate. I mean, c’mon…an abundance of female skin, knee deep puddles of gore, unwavering yuletide spirit? F*ckin’ nirvana!
From the demented domes of Jonathan Gorman and Thomas Edward Seymour, BIKINI BLOODBATH CHRISTMAS is the final entry in the BIKINI BLOODBATH trilogy, a troika of micro-budgeted DTV flicks that have become somewhat of a cult phenomenon over the last few years (read our DVD reviews of BIKINI BLOODBATH and BIKINI BLOODBATH CARWASH).
Not much else in the way of a synopsis is known for this new installment, but peep this roster of offbeat players. The flick stars Debbie Rochon, Llyod Kaufman, Dick Boland, Rachael Robbins, Phil Hall, Matt Ford, Monique Gata Dupree (below), Margaret Rose Champagne, Sherri Lynn, Niki Rubin, Sarah Dauber, Dana Fay Ensalata and Phillip Guerette.
Below you’ll find the newly assembled red-band trailer for the movie, which features everything from bikini clad nubile frames, crude fecal and fellatio humor, blood-parched zombies, flaming cross-bows, a murderous Saint Nick, boobies, some dude’s hairy peapods, and one of the funniest capitulatory screams I’ve heard in awhile. In short, this shite’s a NSFW doozy!
BIKINI BLOODBATH CHRISTMAS comes on your face this October!
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