Twilight spoof Fully Mooned being prepped. Laughs not expected.

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Last Updated on July 23, 2021

You’d think that spoofing TWILIGHT would be redundant, but director Craig Moss still apparently feels the need to shove its obvious cheesiness down our throats with FULLY MOONED. (*cue crickets*) Hehe… Hmm… Tough crowd.

Moss is the genius behind the upcoming “The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It” and the short film “Saving Ryan’s Privates”. So he’s certainly the man for the job, what with the witty wordplay and all.

Stonebrook Entertainment is the (culprit?) production company behind FULLY MOONED, which doesn’t yet have a cast. What would be funny? Getting the actual TWILIGHT kids involved. And have them act just the way they normally do. And add some criminally bad CG werewolves. And write boring, passionless dialogue for the actors to mumble… Who knows, it might make a hundred million dollars opening weekend…

Source: Production Weekly

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