Can you get two meaner motherf*ckers than Danny Trejo and Vinnie Jones to star in your biker movie? If so, director Tammi Sutton will have to look long and hard and dredge up a real sonofabitch, because she’s already secured those two badasses for WELCOME TO GRAVELAND, which is being described as an “outlaw biker indie”, as well as an homage to Sam Peckinpah and Sergio Leone. In addition, it’s got a feminist twist, where apparently the women are the asskickers and the men are the objects of conquest. Odd.
Here’s a small breakdown of what we can expect, courtesy of The Examiner: In an empty desert landscape, one woman takes up the classic role of the avenger, taking us on a motorcycle-driven journey of murder and mayhem with submissive male companions and murderous thugs along for the ride. I’m guessing Jones and Trejo will be the murderous thugs, cuz those dudes don’t really strike me as “submissive male companions”… Unless we’re talking about some kind of Wayans brothers spoof.
Check out the broke-ass official site for more… Well, not for more because there’s hardly anything to see; I guess you can go look at it if you want an example of how an official site should not look. If it’s to be believed, however, HOSTEL hottie Barbara Nedeljakova (pictured below) is also in the cast, although they sure do have a weird way of breaking the news.
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