Trailer for John Lechago’s horror flick Bio-Slime is very very messy!

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Last Updated on July 23, 2021

As if you needed more than a title called BIO-SLIME!

Way the hell back in July we offered a nasty one-sheet for John Lechago’s direct-to-video horror flick BIO-SLIME, and today, after a good 8 months, we finally have a trailer for the joint. I ain’t gonna lie…this shite’s quite the doozy. You might wanna strap on those damn swim goggles before taking the plunge!

Written by Lechago himself, BIO-SLIME goes a little like this:

Trapped in a room with only one door and no windows. Their cell phones do not work and no one outside of the building can hear their calls for help. The group of seven people is under siege as the shape shifting creature tries to seep inside. They are picked off one by one until it is obvious that they cannot out wait this predator. A plan is hatched to retrieve the case that the creature came in to see if it holds any clue to control it or destroy it. When they finally do get the case the creature breaks through the room’s barriers and they have to run a macabre gauntlet through the building to the outside world.

Certainly a fun enough premise on its own, but it failed to mention what starts off as a brain-like creature that skitters across the floor soon evolves into a large, tentacle spewing beast with more damn slime than a porno shoot. The trailer below however, does not omit such a sight!

And speaking of porno shoots, turns out XXX actresses Gia Paloma and Roxi Devill appear in the film, as do horror hotties Victoria De Mare (below), Micol Bartolucci, and Monique La Barr. Vinnie Bilancio assumes the male lead, and others in the cast include Kelli Kaye, Ronnie Lewis, Magic J. Ellington, Al Burke, Ron Fitzgerald, Dave Corsile, Mark Stefanovski and Tai Chang Ngo.

BIO-SLIME premieres in Hollywood on March 29th!

Source: AITH

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