Our pals in horror over at ShockTillYouDrop scored an early look at the teaser trailer for PIRAHNA 3D (lucky sons of…), which will be attached to most prints of AVATAR this weekend. From what I can tell, they confirm our scoop from back in June that the film is more of the light-hearted (but still bloody) variety, without the dark gloom of Alexandre Aja’s other flicks. Shit, the thing takes place during Spring Break, I’d hate to think it’s a somber mood piece…
According to Shock, the trailer begins by touting the magic of 3-D, offering images of vast landscapes before we’re dropped into the ocean. A narrator explains 3-D will take us to a place “unlike any other.”
The camera rises out of the water and into a full-blown Spring Break bash on Lake Victoria (the backdrop of the film). Here we get shots of hot bodies, bouncing breasts, some of the film’s porn star actresses and Eli Roth…until the bacchanal is cut short by a gal on a water tube being yanked violently underwater.
From there, we apparently get looks of the film’s impressive cast, including Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, and Richard Dreyfuss, as well as some visual gags and money shots. It sounds f*cking great, and I can’t wait to see it for myself.
Head on over HERE to read Shock’s full trailer description. PIRANHA 3D comes out on APRIL 16th.
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