A bunch of Red Velvet

By Jake Dee

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Damn. We’re creeping up on a whole 2 years since we offered some production stills of Bruce Dickson’s out-and-out slasher flick RED VELVET. So it’s only right that, despite the flick being out on DVD already, we update and bombard you with all the shit we can regarding the film.

First off, a plot-crunch:

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A chance encounter at a Laundromat between a young man and young woman turns into an afternoon lunch date. As they get to know each other, bizarre stories begin to unfold, some fact, some fiction about each other’s past. Eventually, the young man delves into a story about a birthday party whose guests began to be systematically killed off by a maniac in a white jump suit. The Young Woman, oddly enough, becomes more and more intrigued with the tale as the mayhem mounts. Is this the beginning of a beautiful relationship or a building block leading to a day ending in madness beyond fairy tales?

Just beautiful! I have an unbridled love affair with all things slasher film, so more excited about this one I can hardly be. Plus, that Laundromat offering instantly reminds me of the sweet kill in the original MY BLOODY VALENTINE. So that rules!

Next up, we have a pretty dope trailer – where one-time child actor Thomas Henry (E.T.) plays a writer who tells a sadistic tale of murder to a smokin’ hot neighbor (Kelli Garner, below). Also note the Bruce Campbell hairdo Thomas is rockin’!

Still yet, we have an official site for the film. Click Here to check out a few clips and another trailer or two. You can also get better acquainted with the cast of the film, as well as purchase a copy of the recently released DVD for as low as $9.99. Enjoy!

Source: AITH

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Jake Dee

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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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