Pandorum poster, Spain

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Last Updated on July 26, 2021

As I’m sure you all know, the Dennis Quaid sci-fi mindbender PANDORUM came and went quicker than a Paula Abdul pill-prescription. With an estimated budget of $40 million, and a paltry opening of $4 million, the sequel talks Quaid was more than eager to expound upon may be a distant hope at best.

Well, just for your viewing pleasure, we have an alternate Spanish poster for the film, one that looks more like an historical 13TH WARRIOR period piece than a futuristic space-odyssey the flick actually resembles.

In the poster, we have a shot of female lead Antje Traue on her knees like a goddamn circus seal, presumably lending prayer to the plight of her situation. I do like the tiny trickle of blood atop the poster, it almost looks as if Traue is fixing to enjoy a hemoglobin facial. And I do mean enjoy!

So what do you think? If no opinion on the poster itself, what are some of your thoughts about PANDORUM as a film? Sure it’s had poor returns, but general consensus seems to be pretty positive.

PANDORUM’s Antje Traue looking sexy-dirty!

Source: Overture

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