Statham vs Serial Killer

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Jason Statham vs. a serial killer is all I need to know about BLITZ, a thriller that was just announced in Variety. According to the trade, Statham will portray a tough, uncompromising cop (no shit) assigned the task of tracking down a killer of police officers.

I give the serial killer a couple of victims before Statham busts down his door, roundhouse-kicks him in the trachea, and f*cking uppercuts his ass through a window. Right after that, he’ll say something smart-alecky, crack open a beer, and wait for a hot broad to walk in (the gal below will do) so he can booty-slam her… At least, you know, that’s the movie that’s going on in my head right now…

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Eric Walkuski

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