Just yesterday, my homeboy Mike C. brought to your attention some images and a synopsis for a creepy-lookin’ crumpet known as THE CRYPT. Not one to be outdone, I have bested him and present to you the trailer for the flick. HaHA! Victory is mine! (I am a petty, petty man.)
While there is no Cryptkeeper to be found, it certainly looks like a tale the cackling pun-happy fiend would present on his charming program. There are plenty of ghouls, graves, and babes to be found just below! Directed by Craig McMahon, THE CRYPT stars Sarah Oh, Abra May, Cristen Irene, Joanna Ke, Delaina Stevens and Seth Gandrud.
Six young criminals break into hidden catacombs underneath their town and attempt to steal jewelry buried from the “Great Depression” only to find inhabitants guarding the precious belongings. After being trapped in this dark maze of crypts the group tries to escape alive.
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