Cool Hap’nin poster!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 18 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Now that’s what’s Hap’nin! A fairly cool German poster has been displayed over at BlairWitch.de, showing what’s either part of the film’s mysterious central plague, or the fallout after of the movie’s premiere, as a disillusioned and disgusted audience resorts to suicide after yet another M. Night Shyamalan stinkfest… Trying to be an optimist, I’ll go with the former choice… For now…

Of course, all we know now is that the movie features Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel as members of a family on the run from some unknown global crisis that seems to include people offing themselves. Maybe it’s the fact that there’s a t.v. show about Lindsay Lohan’s mom on E!? Yep, it’s truly the end of the f*cking world.

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