Alba is a nerd

By Daniel Barna

Posted 18 years ago

WARNING: The following movie will for sure blow whenever it is released. This is pretty much a fact. But! It stars Jessica Alba and that is news worthy in and of itself–especially with all the horndogs that cruise this site. The film is called AN INVISIBLE SIGN OF MY OWN and it will star Jessica as–get this–a young woman who has retreated from the world and is consumed by numbers and math. Apparently things start to change for her once she becomes a second grade teacher. So Jessica will play a woman consumed by math. Maybe I should be cast as the boyfriend, who is consumed with having sex with his girlfriend who is consumed with math. Just a thought.

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