Alexandre Aja in line to adapt Cobra: The Space Pirate as his next film?

By Jake Dee

Posted 16 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

From underwater man-eaters to intergalactic pilferers?

Two days before Alexandre Aja’s goofily exorbitant PIRANHA 3-D attacks the tides, word has surfaced that the French filmmaker is setting his sights on adapting COBRA:THE SPACE PIRATE, a popular Japanese Manga cum animated TV series created by Buichi Terasawa. Ya don’t say…

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Aja also let it be known he plans on converting the property into a tent-pole outing franchise, one fraught with as much action and adventure as there is peril and intrigue.

The story follows a space pirate named Cobra who refuses to align with either the United Galaxies Federation or the Pirates Guild, which results in a huge bounty being placed on his head. Hoping to stay one foot ahead of his captors, Cobra teams up with another bounty hunter named Jane who is searching for her sisters in order to decode a treasure map that has been tattooed onto their backs. Together, Cobra and Jane hope to secure a lost treasure hidden somewhere on Mars.

About the endeavor, Aja recollected:

“I grew up dreaming about Cobra-The Space Pirate. My day was, finish school, run home and switch on the TV and I was hardly the only one. Kids did it in France, Italy, Spain, all over Western Europe. For many people there is Star Wars and nothing else, but for me and my writing partner, there is Star Wars and Cobra. I am so surprised it never crossed the ocean and made the same impact in the U.S., because it is so big everywhere else. There are 60 books, a lot of TV animation and so many adventures, pirates and bad guys that it is perfect to be reinvented into a really cool space opera adventure franchise for a new generation.”

I hate to say it, but if Aja does one more remake/adaptation, we’re gonna have to start calling him the Space Pirate. Dude’s become an intercontinental cribber…no bones about it. Honestly, at this point I’d rather see HAUTE TENSION 2 than a f*ckin’ a lovelorn space douche. But that’s just me?!?

What says you?

The gorgeous Kelly Brook and Riley Steele, stars of PIRANHA 3-D!

Source: Deadline

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