Ammon Gilbert

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Favorite Movies: Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski, The Expendables, Die Hard, T2, Nightmare read more Before Christmas, Friday the 13th Part 3D, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Inception, Poltergeist, Silver Bullet, Cobra, The Jerk, Above the Law

Likes: Movies, Miller High Life, my Wife, my Son, my Daughter, Bacon, read more Bowling, Pizza, Blu-rays, Stephen King, Thomas Jane, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Seagal, Dolph Lundgren and Tattoos

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Halloween is the best Holiday ever!

Posted 15 years ago

This is the time of year when you can’t help but see everything in orange and black, when every seemingly “normal” house is decked out with a fake cemetery in their front yard, and every porch for blocks on end...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Where’s the horror this Halloween?

Posted 15 years ago

Last year, after knocking back a rack of High Life and washing it down with some Crown Royale, I went on a rant about why we deserve better movies for the Halloween season (get sauced and check that shit out...

REEL ACTION: The Marine (2006) starring John Cena and Robert Patrick

Posted 15 years ago

THE MARINE (2006) Rating: 3 on 4 / Buy the DVD here Tagline: John Cena is The Marine. Directed by John Bonito Starring John Cena, Kelly Carlson and Robert Patrick THE PLAN: A Marine is forced out of the Marine...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: The Thing (2011) prequel? Looks like a straight up remake to me!

Posted 15 years ago

One of the scariest movies ever made has to be John Carpenter’s THE THING. Released in 1982 at about the same time as POLTERGIEST and E.T., it was initially brushed under the rug when it hit theaters. But as soon...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: A Beetlejuice 2? Seriously?

Posted 15 years ago

I was around 9 or 10 years old when BEETLEJUICE came out and I remember thinking it was the funniest f*cking movie I had ever seen. Not only was it hilarious and gave me and my buddies plenty of lines...

REEL ACTION: Eraser (1996) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger

Posted 15 years ago

ERASER (1996) Rating: 3.5 on 4 / Buy the DVD here Tagline: He will erase your past to protect your future. Directed by Chuck Russell Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams, James Cromwell, James Coburn and James Caan THE PLAN: U.S....

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Is it me, or does Ghost Rider 2 look ridiculously awesome?

Posted 15 years ago

It’s February of 2007 and the biggest movie to hit theaters is a little comic book flick called GHOST RIDER, with the great Nicolas Cage in the hot seat as The Rider and Henry f*cking Fonda as the Devil. The...

Review: The Sacred, starring Lauren Brown

Posted 15 years ago

PLOT: A group of archaeology students head out to research an old sacred Indian burial ground / camp site in the middle of the Florida swampland, the scene of a brutal massacre of a group of students in the 1970s....

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Do we really need another Resident Evil movie???

Posted 15 years ago

When people sit back and think of the great horror franchises over the years, they think of FRIDAY THE 13TH, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, HALLOWEEN, SCREAM, and FINAL DESTINATION. And yet, the RESIDENT EVIL franchise has never been brought...

REEL ACTION: Wesley Snipes in New Jack City (1991)

Posted 15 years ago

NEW JACK CITY (1991) Rating: 3.5 on 4 / Buy the DVD here Tagline: They’re a new breed of gangster. The new public enemy. The new family of crime. Directed by Mario Van Peebles Starring Wesley Snipes, Ice-T, Judd Nelson,...

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