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Mandy has moved again

ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE… or they would, if it was ever released wide enough for the boys to actually see it! Senator Distribution is playing the release date shuffle… again… with MANDY LANE, this time pushing it’s theatrical...
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New Zombies pics

What do you get when you combine zombies and strippers into one single movie experience? You get ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, of course! And if the title alone doesn’t have you sold, Sony has released nine new photos from the flick in...
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Quarantined pic

QUARANTINE, Sony Screen Gem’s REC remake, has a new pic online this morning, featuring one very hot Jennifer Carpenter and one very loose-fitting white tank top. Will she be following Jessica Beal’s lead and make her tank a character of...
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Prom Night has fun

Everything about the upcoming PROM NIGHT (which looks nothing like the original) looks like a pile of teeny-boppy PG-13 horror crap relying on ‘BOO’ scares and flashy editing to get scares. In other words, you’d have to pay me lotsa...
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WEEKLY SLAUGHER #71

After a brief hiatus last week, PG-13 horror swings back into full effect this Friday with the PROM NIGHT remake. Meanwhile, on DVD, it’s a lackluster week of cleavage-intensive parking lot terror with P2, a remake of George A. Romero’s...
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2 C-field alt endings

With CLOVERFIELD hitting DVD tomorrow, the good folks at Paramount have supplied us with not just one, but two alternate endings to the flick! I’m waiting for tomorrow to get my grubbing little hands on CLOVERFIELD, and as I haven’t...
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Ackles gets Bloody 3D

Apparently SUPERNATURAL is a hot-shite series… who knew? Or at the very least, it’s the series producers go to when they’re remaking horror films from the 80s these days. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Jensen Ackles (one half of the...
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Jones in FD4 3D

Variety announced this morning that Richard T. Jones, last seen as the ruthless FBI agent in THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES, has been cast in the upcoming FINAL DESTINATION 4 3D for New Line Cinema! Jones is set to play a...
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Lycons & Possess date

In the spirit of announcing PUNISHER: WAR ZONE being bumped back three months this morning (check that out HERE), I have more release date news for ya–it’s time to mark that calendar again! First up, Screen Gems announced that UNDERWORLD...
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Mr. T vs Dracula

Growing up in the 80s, one could say I was a fan–no, make that a BIG fan–of Mr. T. Who wasn’t? He was badass, he had a mohawk, he had fun and catchy lines you could spout off to your...
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