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Snyder gets Punched

Zack Snyder, he who brought us the ass kickin’ remake of DAWN OF THE DEAD, and the upcoming speemfest known as 300, has a new project already lined up for when he’s done with the comic book adaptation WATCHMEN. It’s...
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Int’l Reaping Poster

There are a few questions in the universe that will likely never be answered: why is the sky blue? what’s the meaning of life? are these chicks boobs real? To go with these, the question of why do international posters...
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Slashers New Poster

If there’s one thing I love, it’s a true and blue old fashioned slasher movie. I’m not sure if it’s all the blood and gore, or the T&A, or just the plain fun and campyness of it all, but slashers...
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Devil You Adapt

Generally speaking, movies made for kids with that slight ‘horror’ element to them end up sucking balls like no other. They’re made for kids, so they’re not scary, and come off being more goofy than what they’re worth. Sometimes it...
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DVD BUZZ-SAW #94

THE HITCHER – May 1st Like many of you, I missed this pointless remake while it was in theaters, so color me excited to check it out on DVD. Couple weird notes on this release must be mentioned, however: 1)...
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Arnie in Terminator 4?

Say it ain’t so. Please, someone tell me that the great Arnold Schwarzenegger will NOT put in a small cameo in the pointless new sequel to THE TERMINATOR, cleverly titled TERMINATOR 4. While I love the first 2 TERMINATOR movies...
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Bloody Good Trailer

WRONG TURN may be one of my biggest disappointments, as while Eliza Dushku is hot, it didn’t overlook the fact that it was yet another creepy-inbred-cannibals in the forest movie. And while most times I dig those kinda flicks, this...
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New Bryan Posters

A while back we had a contest for one lucky soul to score a mask used in the upcoming weird-cult flick BRYAN LOVES YOU (check it out HERE). Today Fangoria scored a few new one-sheets for the film, and also...
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WEEKLY SLAUGHTER #23

While not a lot of new shite on the DVD front, the reissuing of a couple classics is always a nice refresher, with Mario Bava’s SHOCKER rocking the house, and the zombie classic CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD. If you’re...
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Premonition Clip

All the trailers and all the clips for the upcoming ‘weird shit is happening’ movie PREMONITION is leaving one taste in my mouth that I just can’t shake: Sandra Bullock can’t act. Seriously, 10 years ago I think I would’ve...
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