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Santa, the time is soon approaching. While I know that you’re no Hiro and you can’t bend space and time,…

It’s the time for thanks. This year, I’m thankful that I’m going to be eating the insides of some poor,…

I’ve always wondered why the movies were so obsessed with bank robberies. I’m even more curious as to why people…

Grief and MILFs. They go hand in hand more frequently than topless chicks in B-horror flicks. I’m still trying to…

Somehow I can’t imagine looking back in 25 years time and seeing YOU, ME AND DUPREE as being a good…

When Halloween rolls around, most people round up the kiddies for some confectionary begging or turn off all the lights,…

Kids these days don’t dress up in the standard Halloween fare. You won’t see any demons or vampires wandering the…

I always used to laugh at those idiots on Maury who would be afraid of simple shit like buttons or…

Much like the retail stores, I’ve been hitting the Halloween trail early. I’ve gorged myself on blood, guts, gore and…

This has been a banner year in the old Awesome house, what with the two titles at the top of…