AwesomeZara

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Favorite Movies: The Fisher King, Clerks, Mallrats, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Say Anything, read more Secretary, The Doom Generation, Punch Drunk Love, Dazed & Confused, The Spirit of '76, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The Good Girl, Serenity, The Goonies, Encino Man, Gone With the Wind, Barbarella and anything else that will make me look uber-cool in the eyes of JoBlo.com readers

Likes: Cheering on the Ventura County Derby Darlin's with my 9 year read more old future roller derby jammer, spending more money outfitting my Sims than I do myself, scavenging through the dollar bins trying to find my favorite discarded hair metal bands on CD and telling my baby sister that she smells like poo. Oh, and watching movies.

The Bottom Shelf #116

Posted 19 years ago

Well, it’s been a year. Not quite sure if that’s something I should get sentimental over or not. I’ve just decided to review a couple of movies that I’ve really, really liked recently. I wish I could say the same...

The Bottom Shelf #115

Posted 19 years ago

While some people might believe that there’s nothing more All American than Bruce Willis saving the day or the planet being threatened by robot monster-thingys, I think the most All American item that’s ever existed was “Saved By the Bell.”...

The Bottom Shelf #114

Posted 19 years ago

Give me two people, an interesting situation that isn’t really going anywhere, a DVD player and some microwave popcorn and what have you got? A California girl who knows how to occupy a few hours simply by pressing a button....

The Bottom Shelf #113

Posted 19 years ago

These two movies have something in common. Can you spot it? If you can, well… I’ve got some brownie points for you. BRAINSCAN (1994) Directed by: John Flynn Starring: Edward Furlong, Frank Langella — click here to buy this DVD...

The Bottom Shelf #112

Posted 19 years ago

I doubt there’s any way that I could open this week’s set of reviews any easier than saying that I like funny men. So with that, I give you two prime examples of funny men at their best. (Oh, and...

The Bottom Shelf #111

Posted 19 years ago

Most of you out there who managed to successfully spawn have probably had to shell out a decent chunk of change on crap that you didn’t want to see and struggled to get through without ripping your hair out. This...

The Bottom Shelf #110

Posted 19 years ago

There’s a great battle that’s been waged over the years. In my family, we have a long standing argument over who the best offspring of the almighty Martin Sheen is. My father stands firmly beside his assertion that it is...

The Bottom Shelf #109

Posted 19 years ago

Why is it that this column has become synonymous with only giving positive reviews? I’ve been writing this column for nearly a year (my first was #64 on July 13th), so I think I’ve set the tone of The Bottom...

The Bottom Shelf #108

Posted 19 years ago

We’re heading into the summer season at the box office, a time that is permeated by everything All-American. Well, Yipee-Ki-Yay, JoBlo-ers… I’ve got something to cure all that patriotic dick-waving. Try out these foreign selections to find your bearings once...

The Bottom Shelf #107

Posted 19 years ago

Just like all Canadians don’t guzzle back maple syrup and chase lustfully after female moose, not all Italians are violent criminals in the mob. Sometimes they’re just violent for no good reason at all. This week, I’ve got a couple...

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