AwesomeZara

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Favorite Movies: The Fisher King, Clerks, Mallrats, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Say Anything, read more Secretary, The Doom Generation, Punch Drunk Love, Dazed & Confused, The Spirit of '76, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The Good Girl, Serenity, The Goonies, Encino Man, Gone With the Wind, Barbarella and anything else that will make me look uber-cool in the eyes of JoBlo.com readers

Likes: Cheering on the Ventura County Derby Darlin's with my 9 year read more old future roller derby jammer, spending more money outfitting my Sims than I do myself, scavenging through the dollar bins trying to find my favorite discarded hair metal bands on CD and telling my baby sister that she smells like poo. Oh, and watching movies.

The Bottom Shelf #106

Posted 19 years ago

I kinda like these two movies. But I’ve also been maxed out on painkillers all this weekend, so my judgment might be more skewed than normal. JACK & SARAH (1995) Directed by: Tim Sullivan Starring: Richard E. Grant, Samantha Mathis...

The Bottom Shelf #105

Posted 19 years ago

AZ’s note: This was written more than a week before the events at V-Tech. No offense is intended and hopefully none will be taken. I’ve discovered something. Teenagers are some bad mamba-jambas. If you’re looking for trouble, there’s no better...

The Bottom Shelf #104

Posted 19 years ago

Science Fiction is normally that genre best applied liberally amongst a select group of sexless nerds hoping to score with some blue-skinned, multi-breasted (well, “multi“ as in more than the standard set of 2) women. But like all good genres,...

The Bottom Shelf #103

Posted 19 years ago

You wanted different? You wanted lesser known? You wanted something hard to find? Be careful for what you wish. SLAUGHTER STUDIOS (2002) Directed by: Brian Katkin Starring: Nicolas Read, Amy Shelton-White — click here to buy this DVD at Amazon.com...

The Bottom Shelf #102

Posted 19 years ago

Probably one of the biggest true Bottom Shelf genres is the documentary. I’ve been made fun of countless times for being “boring,” “geeky,” or “lame” because I actually enjoy watching documentaries. Real life stories can be the funniest, scariest, exciting...

The Bottom Shelf #101

Posted 19 years ago

Ever get that feeling like you’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t? It kind of comes with the territory of putting yourself out there and inviting people into your world, exposing yourself for all to bear...

The Bottom Shelf #100

Posted 19 years ago

Originality and the argument of whether or not it still exists. That would be a great case most likely only solved by the infamous Judge Wapner. People have been recycling the same ideas for years, simply putting a new spin...

The Bottom Shelf #99

Posted 19 years ago

I honestly am beginning to believe that there isn’t a movie out there that Patricia Arquette couldn’t save. Time and time again I’ve watched her movies, impressed by her presence. I’m surprised that it took me this long to see...

The Bottom Shelf #98

Posted 19 years ago

Occasionally I can be funny. I’ve been known to be witty and translate that into a form of charming. Personally, I prefer the word beguiling, but how many people really use the word beguiling anymore? Oh yeah… I’m reviewing comedies...

The Bottom Shelf #97

Posted 19 years ago

As I’m entering this into JoBlo’s backend (hold your tongues!), it’s February 25th, the day of the fateful Oscars and the ceremony has not yet been aired. I don’t know who’s won and who’s lost. I still maintain hope that...

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