AwesomeZara

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Favorite Movies: The Fisher King, Clerks, Mallrats, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Say Anything, read more Secretary, The Doom Generation, Punch Drunk Love, Dazed & Confused, The Spirit of '76, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The Good Girl, Serenity, The Goonies, Encino Man, Gone With the Wind, Barbarella and anything else that will make me look uber-cool in the eyes of JoBlo.com readers

Likes: Cheering on the Ventura County Derby Darlin's with my 9 year read more old future roller derby jammer, spending more money outfitting my Sims than I do myself, scavenging through the dollar bins trying to find my favorite discarded hair metal bands on CD and telling my baby sister that she smells like poo. Oh, and watching movies.

The Bottom Shelf #96

Posted 19 years ago

So, the Oscars are coming up this weekend. People are going to be renting million dollar pieces of jewelry, wearing shoes that have a price tag that could keep a lower-class American family from getting evicted and basically patting themselves...

The Bottom Shelf #95

Posted 19 years ago

Once upon a time, things were different. People were in a fluster over what to do about the 2K computer issue. Dakota Fanning was enjoying toddlerhood, unaware of the future turmoil over her acting career. I’m sure there was something...

The Bottom Shelf #94

Posted 19 years ago

You’ve probably never heard of these two movies. If you have, then I’m impressed. But don’t consider that a huge compliment. I’m easily impressed. It explains my love of Canadians. CHERISH (2002) Directed by: Finn Taylor Starring: Robin Tunney, Tim...

The Bottom Shelf #93

Posted 19 years ago

I think you’ve already heard me go on and on enough about how if there’s a good actor that you enjoy, it’s always best to go ferret out some of their earlier work to get an idea of how they...

The Bottom Shelf #92

Posted 19 years ago

It’s my birthday this week, boys and girls. On January 27th I’ll be turning 27 again, so I felt that I could abuse my minimal amount of privileges here and do a couple of reviews for movies that personally make...

The Bottom Shelf #91

Posted 19 years ago

It’s that time of year when colds get passed around and I need to break out my Super Mommy skills. Wiping noses, taking temperatures, holding the puke bucket within projectile range… all that fun stuff. This week’s selections features some...

The Bottom Shelf #90

Posted 19 years ago

I went to a live comedy show recently. The last comic was a Canadian, something I picked up on after listening to the way he pronounced “about” and “sorry.” Being that it was a bizarre crowd, I decided to jump...

The Bottom Shelf #89

Posted 19 years ago

Happy New Year, faithful JoBlo.com readers! By the time that this column debuts, we’ll be 4 days into the almighty 2007. Most of you will have made resolutions about things that you wish to improve about yourself. Perhaps you’re looking...

The Bottom Shelf #88

Posted 19 years ago

It never occurred to me that I should review Xmas themed flicks. I mean, most of those circulating are ones that are well-known by everyone, even supposed “cult classics” like THE REF. So I didn’t have anything planned. Then Mr....

The Bottom Shelf #87

Posted 19 years ago

I like themes. I’ve been criticized for not simply picking two completely different types of movies and throwing them up for my reviews, but I think it serves a more interesting purpose to find a common element where one shouldn’t...

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