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Three Go Crazy

Tim Allen is directing a film, because acting isn’t enough, and he just landed some serious female talent in the from of Jeanne Tripplehorn and Sigourney Weaver, not mention a character actor at the top of his game in the...
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Do we have a Tintin?

It’s a strange thing to discuss the casting of an actor in the lead role of an animated film, but such are the steaming advances in cinema, specifically in the area of motion capture. The upcoming TINTIN trilogy to be...
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New Chap. 27 poster

I’m struggling with my weight. I used to work out almost daily and I had the body of one of those body builders from 1930s—kind of warped, but still impressive. Since I stopped exercising, my muscles have deteriorated into saggy...
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Deleted Juno Clip

A few days ago I posted a trailer to JEWNO, a Jew-joked parody of JUNO. In the extra tidbit, I said it could be the last JUNO news story written on this site. But here I am, mere days later,...
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Watcha gonna do?

The reason why I, and probably a few other ‘internet movie writers’ write online about movies, is because we can’t be in the movie business ourselves. I’m pretty sure that anyone who writes for a site like this one, wants...
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Flashbacks of a Fool

The first thing I noticed about the poster to FLASHBACKS OF A FOOL is the similarities between this one and the poster for THE LIFE BEFORE HER eyes. Both films feature a pair of actors playing the same character in...
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Lima gets Spooked

Every time a fantasy film comes out, it does so with much fanfare, much anticipation. This is so because after the triplet successes of LOTR, HARRY POTTER, and NARNIA studios are looking for a quick fix, a sure thing. So...
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Fey teams with Gervais

The other day we pointed you towards Ricky Gervais’ production blog for THIS SIDE OF THE TRUTH, which he is writing, directing, and starring in. Now said blog has beaten the trades at their own game by announcing four new...
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Meet Jewno!

You knew this was coming—an entire parody based on a play of words. If JUNO was called something like MIRABELLE instead, then maybe it could have been avoided. But no, JUNO invariably had to be turned into JEWNO, and what...
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Depp as Dillinger

There aren’t many Johnny Depp fans on this site, or in the world for that matter, but John Dillinger is an entirely different story. Just look at the band Dillinger Escape Plan. They’re not called the Depp Escape Plan, right?...
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