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Venom spin-off?

The people at Marvel will not have one of their properties mishandled. Just a few years after the original and misguided HULK film came out, Marvel is already hard at work on a new one, just to get the bad...
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Bangkok poster

After looking at the poster for the new Nic Cage movie BANGKOK DANGEROUS, the first thought that came to my mind was that Bangkok has one of the most industrially horrifying skylines I’ve ever seen, and there was no way...
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Superbowl teasers!

As if I need to tell you, the Superbowl aired tonight, with Larry Bird hitting one of the nicest homeruns I’ve ever seen to win the game for the Giants. A large part of the Superbowl tradition is the commercials,...
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Retro Emile Hirsch

A couple of days ago we showed you what Sean Penn was going to look like in Gus Van Sant’s HARVEY MILK biopic, and now it’s time to do the same for his prodigal son, Emile Hirsch. I say this...
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Superhero movie trailer

A while back it was announced that SUPERHERO MOVIE was getting made and I instantly expected another trashy idiotic send-up of an entire genre (where making fun of Paris Hilton was considered funny), made by the creeps who gave us...
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Spalko knifes Indy!

Other than my mother, grandmother, great grandmother, great great grandmother, great great great grandmother, great great great great grandmother, great great great great great grandmother, and my buddy’s housekeeper, Cate Blanchett has to be the most beautiful woman on the...
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Bobby Fischer movie

Bobby Fischer was one of the most fascinating and controversial figures of the latter half of the 20th century. The American chess Grandmaster became known internationally as a teenager for his chess playing, and in later years attracted lots of...
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Carrey bungee jumps!

It’s moments like these that get me extra excited about being a writer on this site. I’ve already sent the following video to a few friends, and now, in writing this article, I get to send it to thousands more...
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Meet the Browns trailer

Tyler Perry is up to his old tricks—making tons of money—again. But I realize that in writing that, I’m selling the guy short. He doesn’t make tons of money, he makes films that do. He writes and directs movies that...
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Donkey Punch poster

It took me about twenty seconds to decipher what kind of blood-spattered metal contraption was featured on the poster for the film DONKEY PUNCH, when it suddenly clicked: motor-boat propeller! And the tagline’s double-entendre was suddenly revealed—overboard, boat propeller—you see...
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