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Penn as Milk pic

It’s first look time, everyone. I wish it was first look time at Scarlett Johansson’s breasts, but until she decides to make a decision that will affect the lives of men around the world (at least for a few minutes),...
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Leatherheads poster

Five points if you can guess whose movie star calf that belongs to on the right?. I’ll give you a clue, it’s George Clooney’s. ComingSoon.net has nabbed a first look at the new one-sheet Clooney’s third directorial effort LEATHERHEADS. It’s...
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New batsuit pic

It’s official: I hate the new batsuit. I’ve wanted to like it, and will admit that in the photos I’ve seen so far, the dimness of Gotham nights makes it look alright, but that’s because it’s concealed, so that’s not...
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Quentin goes beserk

A lot of you are going to watch the following video and call Quentin Tarantino a prick for accosting a man with a movie camera, because isn’t that what Quentin is too, just a man with a movie camera? But...
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Roberts is hot(house)

The biggest female movie star in the world strikes again. Julia Roberts has another project lined up (after the Clive Owen-costarring con movie DUPLICITY) to produce and potentially star in, despite the fact that there is no one currently allowed...
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A trifecta of posters

If you’re like me and you base your life around creeping about online in a violent search for the latest movie posters, then boy do I have a treat for you. Normally in the average Joblo.com story, I’ll hit you...
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New Thurman trailer

I tried watching the trailer for the Uma Thurman-starring THE LIFE BEFORE HER EYES without reading a synopsis beforehand, and when it was done I still had absolutely no idea what it was about. It comes from director Vadim Perleman...
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Public Enemies deets

Isn’t it terrific that Johnny Depp and Christian Bale have signed on to star in Michael Mann’s 30s-era gangster opus PUBLIC ENEMIES? Depp is playing notorious bank robber John Dillinger and Christian Bale will play Mervin Purvis, the man who...
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Midnight Meat poster

I’ve taken my fair share of overnight trains in my time, commuting between Montreal and Toronto, and THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN sounded like a heavenly time on the tracks. But then I read what this Clive-Barker-short-story-inspired movie was about, and...
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Cloverfield for kids!

I still haven’t seen CLOVERFIELD and unfortunately I don’t think I’ll be able to. So as not to spoil it for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, let’s just say I’ve heard there are some pretty nasty creatures in that...
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