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Amusement trailer

Here’s a trailer for a movie called AMUSEMENT, and if it weren’t for the little description over at Apple Trailers, I’d have no idea what it was about. Now that I think of it, even with the description I don’t...
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Guillermo Del Potter?

I can’t think of a better fir than Guillermo Del Toro directing HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, and according to what he recently told MTV, if he had his way it could happen: “I’m definitely interested,” he insisted, “now...
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New TDK cover?

The magazine cover BELOW is being called by Batman-On-Film.com as a DARK KNIGHT cover. But if that’s the case, then why is Bruce Wayne donning his suit from the first film? And why is he bleeding? Could this be a...
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Journey 3-D poster

At this point 3-D movie technology cannot be stopped and I have relinquished my citizenship of the second dimension and am boldly following the studios into the third. Having said that, I still haven’t had a true 3-D experience in...
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Snow Angels poster

For all the artsy fartsies out there (as my pigskin-tossing friends like to call them) the upcoming release of David Gordon Green’s SNOW ANGELS is kind of a big deal. I’ve plugged this movie on this site a number of...
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Poor Michael Cera

Poor Michael Cera. He should know that if you’re not sitting next to Letterman, Leno, O’brien, Kimmel, or Ferguson, chances are the talk show host will try to get you to touch his prick. Those five are consummate professionals and...
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Lynch punks you!

This article is dedicated to the guy sitting next to me on the streetcar today watching HANNIBAL RISING on his iPhone. First of all, you suck for watching such a boring movie, and second of all, David Lynch thinks you’re...
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Gondry’s music water

Yet another Michel Gondry movie, yet another one of my ideas stolen from me before I grew the balls to do something with it. You don’t think I already thought about two dudes recreating Hollywood movies after one of them...
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First Yes Man pics

Being a YES MAN is what got him into the career slump he’s currently (albeit a slump for Carrey is major success by most standards). He said yes to THE NUMBER 23 and FUN WITH DICK AND JANE (which was...
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The poster I breathe

According to the poster BELOW, sometimes the things we can’t change, end up changing us. Gee, thanks for not being vague guys. Thanks for telling me exactly what THE AIR I BREATHE will be about. But just in case you...
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