Poor Michael Cera

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Poor Michael Cera. He should know that if you’re not sitting next to Letterman, Leno, O’brien, Kimmel, or Ferguson, chances are the talk show host will try to get you to touch his prick. Those five are consummate professionals and would never attempt something so vile in front of cameras, but the others don’t give a shit. And that includes Jon Stewart. Then there’s this Zach Galifianakis character, who I didn’t trust the second I saw his Paul Bunyon beard. Zach is an American actor who has appeared in everything from a Fiona Apple video to the Sarah Silverman program, but I really think he’s overstepping his boundaries here, on poor Michael Cera, who is probably just interested in promoting his movies. Anyway, check out the video first, and if you’re as disgusted with Zach as I am, you can head over to banzachgalifiankisfromearth.com to make sure this never happens again.

Source: FunnyorDie.com

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