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Leatherheads standee

This is the first time I’ve heard the word standee, meaning I’m not the movie marketing powerhouse I thought I was. If you don’t know what a standee is either, all you need is to take one look below and...
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Horton hears a trailer

It’s rare that a trailer makes me smile the moment it ends, but the preview for DR. SEUSS’ HORTON HEARS A WHO! did just that. This looks like an absolute delight. Jim Carrey sounds like he’s providing the best voice...
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Great Debaters poster

Who or what is Denzel Washington pointing at in this new poster for THE GREAT DEBATERS? Maybe the cameraman’s shoelace is untied? Maybe a rat just scurried across the room? Or maybe he’s just setting a troubled youth on the...
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Free Jackass!

The Jackass boys are known for their stunts, so it’s fitting that their next film release will be one. JACKASS 2.5 is bypassing cinemas and video stores and traveling directly to the web, for free. Guzzling horse jizzum is wild,...
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New Wild Things pic

A 2008 film that’s charting sky-high on Ben Barna’s ‘must-see chart’ is Spike Jonze’s adaptation of the classic Maurice Sendak children’s book WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE. The screenplay was written by hipper-than-thou writer Dave Eggers, and features voice work...
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Sandel ruins life

The name Ari Sandel isn’t well known outside of Israel yet, but it could soon become a marquee moniker in the Hollywood comedy arena. Sandel won a 2007 Oscar for his live-action short, WEST BANK STORY about dueling falafel stands,...
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Winona sex tape!

Unfortunately, you’ll probably want to zip your pants up. While the title doesn’t lie, it may not be the kind of Winona sex tape you were hoping for, unless you’re into former alt-pinups effing ventriloquist dolls. Again, so you’re not...
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This is bad theatre!

Yesterday I posted a brilliant short film where Martin Scorcese pays homage to Alfred Hitchcock by shooting a number of scenes in a way that is so Hitchcockian, it was as though Hitch himself (not Will Smith’s dating doctor) was...
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Martfred Scorsecock!

You are about to watch one of the greatest commercials ever filmed. Martin Scorsese finds an unfinished Alfred Hitchcock script called KEY TO RESERVA, and decides to shoot a part of it himself, the way he thinks Hitchcock would have...
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Metropolis remake

For the last five years I’ve had a poster in my room of Fritz Lang’s German Expressionist techno-classic METROPOLIS, not because I loved the movie, but because I was trying to impress. In university, the posters you have on your...
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