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Orlando’s blue balls!

Of course he doesn’t have real blue balls, the way you and I know them. A godlike figure such as Orlando Bloom can’t possibly experience something as pedestrian and depressing as that. But if you look at the pic below,...
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Worst posters ever

In case you haven’t noticed, the fine people here at Joblo.com are keen on bringing you the latest in movie poster artwork. We all know the little thrill we get when an anticipated movie releases a truly awesome poster that...
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Samberg Rules!

Andy Samberg is SNL’s current flavour of the month, star du jour, or ‘it’ boy if you will. And with good reason, because the dude’s got chops. He drew notice online as part of the Lonely Island, a three-man comedy...
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Superbad red trailer

Between KNOCKED UP, SUPERBAD, and THE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, it feels like I’m writing about Seth Rogen every night. I’m also building a a sculpture of him made from stryofoam cups and pipe cleaner, but that’s an entirely different subject. In...
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Gardener of Eden poster

Check out this poster for a movie I hadn’t heard about until now called GARDENER OF EDEN. It’s one of the more eye-catching posters I’ve seen in a while and immediately has me interested in the movie. Note to studios:...
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Excl: Bug posters!

We’ve got your exclusive look at two posters for the William Friedkin-directed paranoia horror film BUG, starring Ashley Judd, Harry Connick Jr. and Michael Shannon (WORLD TRADE CENTER). Judd plays a waitress terrified of her ex-husband played by HCJ, who...
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Heard joins Express

Because I’m feeling particularly uncreative today, I’m going to go ahead and ask this obvious and lazy question. Have any of you heard of Amber Heard? Weak Ben, real weak. She’s had roles in NORTH COUNTRY and ALPHA DOG and...
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Darren’s ark

When a director like Darren Aronofsky is in between projects, a storm cloud of speculation descends upon all of us and basically devours anything in its path. That’s because he’s a visionary, and anything he touches turns into amazing. He...
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Superbad poster

And the irony is, this poster’s pretty good. SUPERBAD is a product of Judd Apatow’s comedy lab, written by genetically engineered scribes Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, who cut their teeth writing for DA ALI G show on HBO. Rogen...
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Silverman hosts MTV awards

It’s been announced that Sarah Silverman is hosting this year’s MTV Movie Awards. Normally, that would get me to tune in and catch her sure-to-be hilarious monologue, but I mean really, I’ll just head over to Youtube the next day...
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