Chris Bumbray

Editor-in-Chief - JoBlo

6,017 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Goodfellas, A Clockwork Orange, Boogie Nights, Goldfinger, Casablanca, Scarface (83 version), read more Heat, The Guns of Navarone, The Dirty Dozen, Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, any film noir

Likes: Movies, LP's, James Bond, true hollywood memoirs, The Bret Easton read more Ellis Podcast, every sixties british pop band, every 80s new wave band - in fact just generally all eighties songs, even the really shit ones, and of course, Tom Friggin' Cruise!

Review: Rango

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT Rango (Johnny Depp) is a pet chameleon that’s left to fend for himself after his terrarium is shattered in a traffic accident. He stumbles upon a small desert town called Dirt, which is inhabited by other desert creatures, and...

Blu-Ray Review: Tamara Drewe

Posted 16 years ago

Chris Bumbray reviews “Tamara Drewe”

Review: Biutiful

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: Uxbal (Javier Bardem) is a small time hustler, who makes his living supplying illegal immigrants to work in the sweatshops of Spain. Barely scrapping by, with two children to support, and a bi-polar, drug-addled ex-wife, Uxbal discovers that he’s...

Review: Drive Angry 3D

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: Sassy and sexy waitress Piper (Amber Heard) get more than she bargained for when she picks up a hitchhiker named Milton (Nicolas Cage). Turns out, he’s ummm…dead, and has escaped from hell to kill Jonah King (Billy Burke), the...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Stop screwing up fight scenes!

Posted 16 years ago

Chris As far back as I can remember, I’ve been an action movie junkie. Having been born in ’81, as a child, I was exposed to the heyday of action Gods like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Harrison...

Review: I Am Number Four

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: John Smith (Alex Pettyfer) is the fourth survivor of an alien race, called the Lorians, who, as children, escaped a massacre brought on by an evil alien race called the Mogadorians, and have taken refuge on Earth. Of the...

Review: DJ Caruso’s I Am Number Four (2011)

Posted 16 years ago

Review: Trust (2011), starring Clive Owen.

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: The idyllic suburban existence of Will (Clive Owen), and Lynn (Catherine Keener) Cameron is shattered when their fourteen-year-old daughter, Annie (Liana Liberato) is raped by an online sexual predator. REVIEW: TRUST is a film that should have been powerful....

Review: Cedar Rapids

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: Tim Lippe (Ed Helms), a small-town insurance salesman, is sent to Cedar Rapids, Iowa to represent his company at an insurance convention. While there, he quickly falls under the sway of wild man Dean Ziegler (John C. Reilly), and...

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