Chris Bumbray

Editor-in-Chief - JoBlo

6,017 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Goodfellas, A Clockwork Orange, Boogie Nights, Goldfinger, Casablanca, Scarface (83 version), read more Heat, The Guns of Navarone, The Dirty Dozen, Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, any film noir

Likes: Movies, LP's, James Bond, true hollywood memoirs, The Bret Easton read more Ellis Podcast, every sixties british pop band, every 80s new wave band - in fact just generally all eighties songs, even the really shit ones, and of course, Tom Friggin' Cruise!

Dear So-and-So: Eddie Murphy

Posted 16 years ago

“ Dear Eddie (can I call you Eddie?), I was born in 1981, which was right around the time your career was taking off on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE . Of a relentlessly mediocre cast, you were the only bright spot...

Review: Machete

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: An ex-Federale, MACHETE (Danny Trejo) is double crossed and left for dead by a vicious Mexican drug kingpin, Torrez (Steven Seagal). Three years later, he turns up in Texas, where he’s hired by the mysterious Booth (Jeff Fahey) to...

Review: The American

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: An American assassin named Jack (George Clooney), on the run from a group of rivals, hides out in a small Italian village while working on his next assignment, which involves crafting a complex mini-machine gun for a fellow assassin,...

Review: Takers

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: A group of daredevil thieves (Idris Elba, Michael Ealy, Chris Brown, Paul Walker, and Hayden Christensen) are pushed into a dangerous armored car robbery by a recently paroled ex-colleague (T.I), while simultaneously being hunted by a dogged cop (Matt...

Review: The Last Exorcism

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: A documentary crew follows a sham exorcist named Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian) to a remote farm, where he’s been hired to exorcise a demon supposedly possessing the soul of the teenage daughter (Ashley Bell) of a devout evangelical Christian...

Review: The Girl Who Played With Fire (2010)

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: One year after his adventure with the Vanger family, journalist Michael Blomkvist (Michael Nykvist) is one again at the helm of his magazine ‘Millenium’. His old partner and lover Lisbeth Salander (Noomi Rapace) is now living abroad after embezzling...

Review: Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: The first, fully authorized documentary examining the life of Hugh Hefner; founder of Playboy Magazine, and his various battles with the religious right, militant feminists, and censorship. REVIEW: Just when you thought it was impossible to envy Hugh Hefner...

Review: Piranha 3D

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: An underwater tremor releases thousands of prehistoric, man-eating piranhas, who proceed to dine on the population of a small resort town, which also happens to be hosting thousands of horny co-ed’s on spring break. Review: PIRANHA 3D is exactly...

Review: The Girl Who Played With Fire

Posted 16 years ago

Review: The Switch

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: Kassie (Jennifer Aniston)- a single, career-minded gal decides to get herself pregnant with the help of a studly sperm donor (Patrick Wilson). Her jealous best friend Wally (Jason Bateman) gets drunk, and switches the donor’s sperm with his own....

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