Chris Bumbray

Editor-in-Chief - JoBlo

6,017 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Goodfellas, A Clockwork Orange, Boogie Nights, Goldfinger, Casablanca, Scarface (83 version), read more Heat, The Guns of Navarone, The Dirty Dozen, Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, any film noir

Likes: Movies, LP's, James Bond, true hollywood memoirs, The Bret Easton read more Ellis Podcast, every sixties british pop band, every 80s new wave band - in fact just generally all eighties songs, even the really shit ones, and of course, Tom Friggin' Cruise!

Review: Get Low

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: An elderly hermit (Robert Duvall), living in Depression-era Tennessee, decides to throw himself a ‘living funeral’, with the help of an unscrupulous funeral parlor owner (Bill Murray), and his young, clean-cut assistant (Lucas Black). Once preparations for the ‘funeral’...

Review: The Loved Ones (Fantasia)

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: Brent (Xavier Samuel) is a teenager who’s been badly shaken by the recent death of his father. A shell of his former self, and prone to self abuse, the one bright spot in his life is his lovely girlfriend,...

Review: Centurion (Fantasia)

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: A Roman Centurion- Quintus Dias (Michael Fassbender), who’s stationed in Scotland, is captured by a band of Pictish warriors. He’s rescued by the Roman Ninth legion, led by Titus Flavius Virilus (Dominic West), but when that legion is ambushed...

Review: Centurion

Posted 16 years ago

Review: Heartless (Fantasia)

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: After his mother is murdered by a demonic street gang, a young man (Jim Sturgess)- whose face is disfigured by a large heart shaped birthmark, walks the streets of London looking for revenge. His quest soon brings him face...

Review: Suck (Fantasia)

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: A struggling rock band finds unlikely success when their beautiful bass player (Jessica Paré) is turned into a vampire. When word of this newly undead band begins to leak out, a vampire hunter- Eddie Van Helsing (Malcolm McDowell) gives...

Review: Black Death (Fantasia)

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: In plague ravaged Medieval England, a group of knights, led by the vengeful Ulrich (Sean Bean), are sent to a small village- which is said to be protected from the plague due to witchcraft and devil worship. A young...

Review: The Last Exorcism (Fantasia)

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: A documentary crew follows a sham Exorcist named Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian) to a remote farm, where he’s been hired to exorcise a demon supposedly possessing the soul of the teenage daughter (Ashley Bell) of a devout evangelical Christian...

Review: High School (Fantasia)

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: When their high school principal (Michael Chiklis) hatches a plan to have the whole high school tested for drugs, two stoners (Matt Bush & Sean Marquette) concoct a plan of their own. They steal some high-powered marijuana from a...

Review: Tucker & Dale versus Evil (Fantasia)

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: Two hillbillies (Alan Tudyk & Tyler Labine) are mistaken for mass-murderers by a group of randy college kids. REVIEW: TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL is a goofy but incredibly fun horror comedy that spoofs classic killer hillbilly movies like...

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