Chris Bumbray

Editor-in-Chief - JoBlo

6,020 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Goodfellas, A Clockwork Orange, Boogie Nights, Goldfinger, Casablanca, Heat, The Guns read more of Navarone, The Dirty Dozen, Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, Blade Runner, any film noir

Likes: Movies, LP's, James Bond, true hollywood memoirs, The Bret Easton read more Ellis Podcast, every sixties british pop band, every 80s new wave band - in fact just generally all eighties songs, even the really bad ones, and of course, Tom Cruise!

Review: Pig Hunt

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: John (Travis Aaron Wade), his sexy girlfriend Brooks (Tina Huang), and a bunch of his San Francisco buddies take a trip to his deceased uncle’s remote cabin to hunt wild boar & deer. They end up hooking up with...

Review: Dance of the Dead

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: Poor Jimmy (Jared Kusnitz) has a got a lot to deal with this prom season. His teachers all hate him, he’s preyed on by the school bully, and his girlfriend has just dumped him for some douche from the...

Review: X-Files 2

Posted 18 years ago

Plot: When an ex-communicated priest claims to have a telepathic bond with a missing FBI agent- the bureau approaches ex-agents Fox Mulder (David Duchovny), and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) to investigate. Review: THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE is too...

Review: Midnight Meat Train

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: New York photographer Leon (Bradley Cooper) wants to capture the grit of the city for an upcoming exhibition of his photographs. One night, he ends up rescuing a model from a group of gang-bangers. When she winds up a...

Review: Repo!

Posted 18 years ago

“All in all, I did not like REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA very much, but I’ll be the first to admit that perhaps I just didn’t get the film.” “Chris Bumbray reviews REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA at AITH”

INT: Darren Bousman

Posted 18 years ago

You’ve really got to hand it to Darren Lynn Bousman. After a successful run with the SAW franchise- Bousman could have easily made his first post-SAW project a big budget studio horror film. Instead, he decided to make something personal...

Review: Dark Knight

Posted 18 years ago

Plot: Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last year- you know what this is about. Batman, The Joker &Two-Face…’nuff said. Review: By now so much has been said about how amazing THE DARK KNIGHT is that there’s...

Review: Bad Biology

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: Jennifer (Charlee Danielson) has a peculiar problem. She was born with seven clits, and demands constant sexual satisfaction. Along with her advanced sexual drive- her reproductive organs are also freakishly advanced- and after having unprotected sex, Jennifer will usually...

Review: Mad Detective

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: Inspector Bun (Lau Ching- Wan) is an unorthodox but brilliant detective- who’s forced to leave the department after having a nervous breakdown, and cutting his ear off in front of the chief of police. His old protégée, Ho (Andy...

Review: Journey 3-D

Posted 18 years ago

Plot: While investigating some mysterious volcanic activity, a mild mannered volcanologist (Brendan Fraser), & his teenaged nephew (Josh Hutcherson) accidentally stumble upon what appears to be the center of the earth. The two, along with a sexy mountain guide (Anita...

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