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Best. Fight. Ever.

I know this isn’t movie news so please no e-mails. This is something entirely different. Something that needs to be shared, and cherished, and perhaps placed in the Smithsonian to be studied and admired by generations to come. The cartoonish...
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Karate Kid Redux

In what has got to be one of the weirdest bits of casting news since the announcement that Lindsay Lohan will be playing Rush Limbaugh in an upcoming biopic, Jaden Smith (he born of Will’s load) will star in a...
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Capt. America Director

On Halloween I saw three grown men in Captain America costumes compared to only one in a Spiderman outfit and none dressed as that Dark Knight fellow. Clearly there’s a buzz. The Captain America movie, currently titled FIRST AVENGER: CAPTAIN...
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Stallone Expendable

Next to some real toothy oral sex, my favorite thing in the world has to be torch passing. Nothing gets me going like a good passing of the torch. I remember crying when Peyton passed it to Eli, when Nicholson...
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Banderas as Dali?

Few historical figures have been as polarizing as the surrealist painter Salvador Dali. His work, sometimes contraversial but always captivating, helped propel an artistic movement into the mainstream and his personal antics helped solidify his status as a cultural icon....
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Soul Men Poster

Just in case any of you had any doubts as to the quality of the upcoming Sam Jackson/Bernie Mac comedy SOUL MEN, the new poster assures you that it will be both “hysterical” and “hilarious”. If that isn’t reason enough...
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Chan is a Soldier

This goes out to the three people that believed in Jackie Chan, and knew that he had another film in him. You were right, and we were wrong. He still has a film career, we owe you a steak. Word...
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More Gran Torino

Early buzz on Clint’s out-of-nowhere look at race relations in the united states, GRAN TORINO, is pretty sweet. Talk of Oscar noms have officially begun but that’s standard these days for Clint. I bet he could take a dump on...
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More Added to 13

Hollywood has a bad habit of taking European films with an artful bend, and transmorgifullifying them into middle-of-the-road schlock, perfect for the throngs of movie goers that made BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUAH number one for like a gabizillion weeks. I keep...
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3 Stooges Coming

Hollywood loves a good remake. It’s a shame remakes don’t love Hollywood. That’s why the Farrelly Brothers’ attempt at a modern version of “The Three Stooges” must be met with much skepticism. Let’s ignore the fact that the brohans have...
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