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Armie Hammer will be the Lone Ranger to Johnny Depp’s Tonto

After pondering actors like George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling, THE LONE RANGER has grabbed new “It Guy” Armie Hammer to climb into the saddle as the titular Old West hero. As previously rumored, the SOCIAL NETWORK Winklevoss(es) has...
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We’re still being haunted by The Amityville Horror

It’s the worst fixer-upper on the block, but for some reason everyone wants to keep going back there. The Weinsteins braved bleeding walls to find some footage, which they’ll release as (naturally) THE AMITYVILLE HORROR: THE LOST TAPES. The Weinsteins’...
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Tim Burton isn’t feeling Maleficent after all

It’s been over a year since ALICE IN WONDERLAND made a billion dollars (literally) and director Tim Burton started working on another fairy tale movie, the SLEEPING BEAUTY spinoff MALEFICENT. But the popular Disney villainess will need a new director,...
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The Dark Tower might still be coming, but it will be smaller

Last week, it looked like Blaine the Mono left the station for good when Universal cut the power on its ambitious adaptation of Stephen King’s THE DARK TOWER books. The studio may have put the brakes on pre-production, but that...
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