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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Johnny Knoxville: from stooge to The Three Stooges?

Nyuk nyuk nyuk! JACKASS frontman Johnny Knoxville may be starting to leave behind those days of painful pranks with scripted comedies, but that doesn’t mean he’s giving up abusing himself and others. The Farrelly Brothers want Knoxville to star as...
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Yep, we’re getting a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade movie

And in today’s “But WHY?” announcements (in case a 3D reboot of DOOM isn’t enough), how about a movie based on a holiday parade? It’s true — the Thanksgiving morning event famous for lip-syncing pop stars and giant inflated versions...
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Lara Croft gets a new face as Tomb Raider is rebooted

Buxom British archeologist Lara Croft is finally returning to screens, but it won’t be Angelina Jolie portraying the action lass. Just as the character is getting a total revamp for the latest video game console generation (as seen above), the...
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Silent Hill 3D sequel gets some humans to scare

Grab your flashlight, because the misty creeping dread and the terror of Pyramid Head are returning to screens with a new SILENT HILL movie. The 3D sequel SILENT HILL: REVELATIONS is another adaptation of Konami’s popular and unnerving video game...
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