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Toy-based movies are officially overboard with Hasbro Factory

If you thought all the upcoming movies based on toys and games were getting out of control with MONOPOLY, BATTLESHIP, STRETCH ARMSTRONG and the whole Target kids department, it looks like things are going to explode on screen like Christmas...
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The Last Exorcism trailer has demons and freaky neck stuff

The Eli Roth-produced THE LAST EXORCISM is obviously aiming for some CLOVERFIELD / BLAIR WITCH / PARANORMAL ACTIVITY success, given the fake-documentary style and cast of relative unknowns. Will it be chilling and original enough to hit the sweet spot...
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Woody gets with the times in new Toy Story 3 clips

It didn’t seem like audiences stampeded to theaters for the return of SHREK (in 3D). Will they feel differently about Buzz Lightyear, Woody and the rest of Pixar’s playthings in TOY STORY 3? (Hope so, since I put the movie...
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New Predators trailer gives us a better look at the prey

Robert Rodriguez and Nimrod Antal’s surprisingly non-3D sequel PREDATORS is slowly creeping up on us like a camouflaged extraterrestrial, and a new trailer is here to prove it. The movie stars Adrien Brody as Royce, “a mercenary who reluctantly leads...
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Happy 30th Anniversary to The Empire Strikes Back!

Thirty years ago today, THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK was unleashed on screens. Even though I was still in grade school, I knew I was witnessing something truly special as I sat transfixed in the theater at the matinee show, absorbing...
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Cool Videos: “Get Outta There” movie scenes

You almost don’t realize just how often Hollywood movies use the same clichés over and over and over until someone compiles them together in a single short clip. For example, there was “No Signal”, a collection of cheap mirror scares,...
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