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Cool Videos: John Carpenter’s The Thing – ReDub

There are a few genre films that some fans (like myself) know inside and out, and John Carpenter’s chilly paranoia classic THE THING is one of them. So it’s amazing what a difference it can make just by dubbing the...
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Battlefield Earth writer apologizes for writing Battlefield Earth

There aren’t many movies as notoriously terrible and universally ridiculed as the space mess BATTLEFIELD EARTH, but at least one person responsible is seeking public penance. Screenwriter J.D. Shapiro (ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS) has come forth and apologized for...
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Angelina Jolie is feeling Maleficent

Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who’s got the sweetest lips of all? Just days after it was confirmed that Disney is spinning off its SLEEPING BEAUTY with the evil fairy godmother movie MALEFICENT, we have a leading contender to wear...
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Carter Beats the Devil… finally on the big screen?

Glen David Gold’s book CARTER BEATS THE DEVIL hit bestseller status years ago, and has since been swirling in the mists of Hollywood’s development hell. Now it seems to have a new lease on life… or at least a new...
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What the Shrek is up with these new posters?

Are there still a lot of SHREK fans out there? Someone must be going to see them — they make a ton of money and the series is already up to the fourth entry, SHREK FOREVER AFTER. The latest 3D...
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Laugh, cry or cringe at the trailer for Marmaduke

For those who haven’t looked at a newspaper since the 1950s, MARMADUKE is a comic strip about a Great Dane and all the hypothetical comedy that comes from owning such a monstrous dog. And now it’s a live-action (CG-assisted) movie,...
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Angela Bassett lays down the law in Green Lantern

So far, GREEN LANTERN has rounded up a solid supporting cast that includes Tim Robbins, Peter Sarsgaard and Mark Strong. Now add sexy elder Angela Bassett to the list, bringing her inherent authority presence to the production to play Amanda...
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Zombieland director Ruben Fleischer makes a buddy cop movie

Tom Cruise might want him for MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 4, but Ruben Fleischer clearly has other plans. The director has been considering a sequel to his headshot hit ZOMBIELAND and the Danny McBride comedy 30 MINUTES OR LESS, and now has...
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