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Galifianakis and Rudd go to heaven

Does anyone not like Paul Rudd? Clearly the people who have worked with him really love him, since they all just seem to want to be in more movies with the guy. Understandable. After sharing quality time in the upcoming...
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Lost Patrol found by Blade director Stephen Norrington

After exiting Hollywood post-LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN, director Stephen Norrington will theoretically return to feature films. Norrington made a big bloody splash with BLADE, and is getting back to horror for a project called THE LOST PATROL for Legendary. The...
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Transformers 3 gets going in May?

Way back before TRANSFORMERS 2 stomped on brains and box office figures, Paramount had already pulled the trigger on a July 1, 2011 release date for TRANSFORMERS 3: MEGA METAL ROBOPOCALYPSE. Mayhem master Michael Bay initially put the brakes on...
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New posters give you a case of The Crazies

The “reinvention” of George Romero’s early terror tale THE CRAZIES arrives next month, courtesy of director Breck Eisner (SAHARA) and stars Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell and Danielle Panabaker. The movie also apparently features these attractive townsfolk, who drink contaminated water...
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Nathan Fillion and Linda Cardellini are ‘Super’

While fan fave Nathan Fillion has previously stated a desire to grab a superhero movie of his own, ol’ Captain Tightpants/Hammer will have to settle for being in someone else’s. Fillion has a part in the black comedy SUPER from...
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Tom Hanks directs himself and Julia Roberts

Tom Hanks is getting back together with Julia Roberts, reuniting with her terrifying chompers after sharing the screen in the underappreciated CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR. According to Deadline Hollywood, the duo will star in LARRY CROWNE, which Hanks also wrote. And...
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Jonah Hex gets reshoots from ‘I Am Legend’ director

We heard last month that Josh Brolin would be reapplying his gnarly face makeup and Megan Fox would be a whore once more for some additional shooting on the horror-western JONAH HEX. Plenty of movies do reshoots, for a variety...
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Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively is Green Lantern’s gal

When big-screen hero GREEN LANTERN isn’t otherwise occupied with saving the planet using his nifty jewelry, he’ll be osculating with a Gossip Girl. TV star Blake Lively has landed the role of Carol Ferris, the love interest of Hal Jordan...
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If Shakespeare wrote ‘The Big Lebowski’

If Jane Austen’s literary classics can withstand being mashed together with zombies and sea creatures, surely The Dude can abide revision by The Bard. Writer Adam Bertocci has drawn inspiration from William Shakespeare and re-imagined the Coens’ cult classic THE...
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Tobey Maguire discusses ‘Spider-Man 4’ delays

SPIDER-MAN 4 seems to have been snagged in a big sticky web of script snarls and studio scuffles. But star Tobey Maguire is hanging in there, because you can’t keep a good radioactive-arachnid-bitten superhero down. As he diplomatically says, “Like...
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