Columnist

Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

JoBloJoBlo

Cop Out trailer

The title has officially changed from A COUPLE OF DICKS to COP OUT, but the Bruce Willis/Tracy Morgan team-up seems otherwise intact. Maybe the original title was more appropriate — I thought this new trailer was more unbearably juvenile than...
JoBloJoBlo

Alien vs Predator game trailer

Remember how cool it was when we first heard that the awesome ALIEN and PREDATOR franchises were finally going to be put together on the big screen? And then we got those two movies… Maybe the new videogame will live...
JoBloJoBlo

Daybreakers clips

Will the vampires in the upcoming sci-fi/horror flick DAYBREAKERS provide a savage antidote to some of the rather pathetic twinkling bloodsuckers we’ve seen lately? That seems to be the case, looking at some new clips from the latest by the...
JoBloJoBlo

QT on more Basterds

While Quentin Tarantino is notorious for discussing plans and then executing those plans excruciatingly slowly (if ever), he was apparently serious when he mentioned the possibility of more missions for some or all of his INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS. But not next....
JoBloJoBlo

Sex and the City 2 trailer

There are a few things I’m relatively certain I will never do: own a minivan, use Axe products, find whoever stole my lawn gnome, and watch a feature-length SEX AND THE CITY movie. So I’m not the target audience, but...
JoBloJoBlo

RIP: Brittany Murphy

As you’ve probably heard, adorable actress Brittany Murphy has left us. Murphy reportedly died suddenly of heart failure on Sunday morning. She was 32. While known for spunky and flirtatious work in CLUELESS (and the Mark Dacoscas actioner DRIVE, a...
JoBloJoBlo

Despicable Me teaser

I’m still not quite sure what to make of the upcoming 3-D CG-animated DESPICABLE ME. I know it’s about a dastardly supervillain, voiced by Steve Carell. But the teasers so far have been a bit cryptic, if not downright confounding,...
JoBloJoBlo

Singer talks X-Men

X-MEN movie fans seem excited that director Bryan Singer is officially returning to the Marvel mutant franchise for the prequel FIRST CLASS. What’s in store for the presumably Logan-less adventure? As Singer tells Heat Vision: “I’ve written a pretty concise...
JoBloJoBlo

Kick-Ass Hit Girl teaser

If you don’t think KICK-ASS was manufactured for controversy, then you must know of other movies featuring a 12-year-old girl who drops the C-bomb and proceeds to messily dismantle grown men. The new pseudo-superhero flick from director Matthew Vaughn (LAYER...
JoBloJoBlo

Depp back in Quixote?

It’s been about a decade since fate slapped the shit out of Terry Gilliam’s THE MAN WHO KILLED DON QUIXOTE (as seen in the documentary LOST IN LA MANCHA). The project has slowly been struggling back to life, but it...
Load more articles