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Men in Black are back

Here come the Men in Black! *clap clap* Oh, balls… now I have that Will Smith song stuck in my head. And so you do. After years of discussion, Sony is pushing MEN IN BLACK 3 forward… although the question...
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Hardy is Mad Max

It looks like the names we’ve been hearing lately for FURY ROAD are heading into the wasteland. Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron are officially in negotiations to star George Miller’s fourth time barreling down the white line nightmare with MAD...
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Hopkins in Thor!

When the comic version comes to life, Thor’s father Odin should be regal and intense, with instantly recognizable authority and visible signs of legendary experiences. Is there a better choice than Sir Anthony Hopkins? Kenneth Branagh has cast the screen...
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Fourth Kind clips

The sci-fi thriller THE FOURTH KIND starts probing your orifices on November 6th, and we’ve got some glimpses of the movie. Purportedly based on actual case studies, the movie features Milla Jovovich exposing the terrifying revelations of multiple witnesses, and...
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Pulp Fiction remixed

I’m not sure where someone even found the inspiration for something like this, never mind the patience to gather and assemble the necessary elements, but the result is pretty fascinating. In the below clip (which seems to have originated with...
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Berg ditches Dune

It doesn’t look like filmmaker Peter Berg (THE KINGDOM, HANCOCK) will be the guy to tell us the secret of the spice. According to Pajiba (and corroborated by CHUD), Berg has left the adaptation of Frank Herbert’s classic sci-fi story...
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An unlikely Lobo?

Guy Ritchie and producer Joel Silver are planning to bring DC Comics’ pale-skinned, killcrazy alien LOBO to big screens… but how? According to Mania, they’re still trying to figure that out. Would it be someone with experience and a physique,...
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Smokin’ Aces 2 trailer

The prequel to Joe Carnahan’s kinetic hitman flick SMOKIN’ ACES arrives on DVD this January 19th, and looks to have more of the same stylish and excessive violence, courtesy of Vinnie Jones and some different members of the Tremor clan....
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Gens in the Fallout

You won’t be leaving the Vault and using V.A.T.S. to dispatch the irradiated menaces of the Capitol Wasteland with the guy who directed HITMAN (starring the delectable Olga Kurlyenko, of course). But French filmmaker Xavier Gens is making something called...
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Gervais holds Globes

Brit comic Ricky Gervais hasn’t really become a household name in the US, but everyone who watches award shows is about to get a chance to know him. Gervais has been invited to host the Golden Globe Awards airing on...
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