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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Cage talks Hornet

While I was anticipating Nic Cage throwing some loco at Seth Rogen and his sidekick in the GREEN HORNET movie, I certainly find no fault with his replacement, INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS’ placidly devilish Christoph Waltz. So what prompted Cage to change...
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S. Kane featurette

Pulp author Robert E. Howard has another adventurer coming to life, and while he may not be as well-known as his creation CONAN, that could change if the buzz that SOLOMON KANE is surfing becomes a tsunami. If  you’re not...
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Night of ReLiving Dead

They’re coming to get you, Barbara… in 3D! Yes, another “re-imagining” of George Romero’s zombie classic NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD is in the works. The latest will be a 3D CGI project called NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD: ORIGINS,...
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Ridley Scott’s vamps

Writer John Logan is preparing to peck at the keys again for his GLADIATOR director Ridley Scott. (And for a handsome seven-figure fee.) Logan is penning THE PASSAGE, an adaptation of a yet-to-be-published vampire novel by Jordan Ainsley (aka Justin...
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Biel in A-Team?

When the big-screen A-TEAM goes on the run for crimes they didn’t commit, will they be chased by the concentrated sexy of Jessica Biel? The thermodynamic actress with the A-list body may be joining Joe Carnahan’s update of the 80s...
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Battleship hits Berg

B7. Miss! C9. You sunk my interest! Studios are apparently quite serious about exploiting every possible brand and franchise, and so a movie based on the classic game BATTLESHIP is setting sail, with filmmaker Peter Berg (THE KINGDOM, THE RUNDOWN,...
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Movie News

Buncha Pandorum clips

In PANDORUM, Dennis Quaid and Ben Foster face a major case of space paranoia, complete with sharp implements and peeling flesh. The sci-fi / horror opens on September 25th, and we’ve got several clips from the flick to give you...
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RIP Patrick Swayze

Bodhi has surfed his last wave, and Dalton has cooled his final brawl. Patrick Swayze has died, losing his struggle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57. The amiable, legendarily handsome actor started out with strong work in the classic THE...
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Surrogates trailer

The Bruce Willis sci-fi flick SURROGATES has kind of a heady concept to get across, so this latest trailer is a success in that regard. Of course, then it also seems to divulge most of the plot twists and money...
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Behind the Meatballs

I haven’t seen a lot of promotional behind-the-scenes videos that neither promote nor go behind the scenes, and yet this clip for CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS is surprisingly effective. And it’s probably the funniest thing I’ve seen Andy...
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