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Schwentke sees Red

The spy thriller RED already has the involvement of Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman, and is now in the process of finding a director to guide them. That could be Robert Schwentke, whose chrono-jumping romance THE TIME TRAVELER’S WIFE will...
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Bryce joins Twilight 3

Bryce Dallas Howard is about to have an expanded fanbase, whether she wants it or not. Ron’s milky-skinned offspring has joined ECLIPSE, the third film in the TWILIGHT saga (indeed, they are actually calling it THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE). Howard...
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Wolf Man shifts again

Let’s say you’re a guy who suffers with a curse, and every full moon you uncontrollably transform into a hairy, murderous beast. How much worse could it get? If they’re trying to make a movie about you, it could get...
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A new Excalibur?

The legends of King Arthur, Excalibur and the Knights of the Round Table have been told numerous times, but probably never how prolific comic writer Warren Ellis might conjure. The persistently imaginative scribe is tackling the tale himself, as the...
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Rounders sequel?

As poker has exploded into a ubiquitous phenomenon over the past decade, it’s no surprise that ROUNDERS has also grown into more than just a cult fave. But is the story of Matt Damon’s gambler and his troublesome chum Ed...
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Brolin on Wall Street?

We heard the other day that Javier Barden spurned the offer to star as the villain in Oliver Stone’s upcoming WALL STREET sequel. Who could fill those evil expensive shoes? According to Nikki Finke, Stone now wants to get Bardem’s...
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Spartacus trailer

If you begged to the heavens for a cable TV series that told a story like GLADIATOR while shamelessly emulating the visual style of 300, well… Starz and Sam Raimi have apparently heard your plea. The teaser for the upcoming...
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Wild Things Are clip

Of the nearly endless lineup of movies being promoted at this year’s Comic Con, WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE seems to be one of the most well-received by those braving the harsh environment known as Hall H — read all...
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Russell in Red Dawn?

UPDATE: Interesting. The original “exclusive” regarding Russell has already disappeared completely from Coming Soon, which likely means that either the proverbial feline was prematurely released from the sack, or the rumor was 100% bullshit to begin with. Long before Hugh...
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Downey’s Due Date

Meanwhile, in some rare non-Con news… Robert Downey Jr. will put the red-and-gold suit in storage and slip into his laughing pants for the comedy DUE DATE, playing “an expectant father who finds himself on a road trip with a...
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