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New World War Z writer

The shambling undead will eventually consume the raw flesh of audiences in WORLD WAR Z, Paramount’s adaptation of the superb novel (and even better audiobook) from Max Brooks (yes, son of Mel). But like those dessicated reanimated cadavers, it’s moving...
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Helms rides Rapids

Anyone who watched him on “The Daily Show” knows that Ed Helms is daring and game for pretty much anything, further proven by his abuse in THE HANGOVER. That comedy’s smash status has surely given him loads of new options,...
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Hobbit casting rumors

Guillermo del Toro and Peter Jackson are gearing up for their live-action adaptation(s) of THE HOBBIT, and they have undoubtedly been giving serious thought to an appropriate (and available) actor for diminutive adventurer Bilbo Baggins. Word has it that the...
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UK Poster of Lying

It’s not often you’ll see such a concise tagline, or an image of Brit comic Ricky Gervais in spirited motion. The UK quad poster for THE INVENTION OF LYING has both! The movie explores the other side of truth (nearly...
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More for Straw Dogs

I really don’t think the world needs a remake of Sam Peckinpah’s raw rural thriller STRAW DOGS, but necessity is rarely the driving force behind Hollywood decisions… At least the update is getting an interesting cast. James Marsden looks like...
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Get Dafoe to Mars

Willem Dafoe has gone green before, but now he’ll be wearing the color on another world. The furrowed veteran has joined Disney’s giant space epic JOHN CARTER OF MARS, co-starring with the WOLVERINE duo of Taylor “Gambit” Kitsch and Lynn...
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Who ya gonna drink?

Need something to keep you energized while you wait to see if GHOSTBUSTERS 3 eventually happens? Or amped up through the climactic level of the GHOSTBUSTERS videogame? Why not pour some yummy Ectoplasm down your neck? Yup, the sticky green...
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Zombieland poster

I love a good zombie flick… but unfortunately, the good ones are harder to find than a five-star restaurant after the zompocalypse. So far, the horror-comedy ZOMBIELAND seems to be hitting the right balance of SHAUN OF THE DEAD-style comical...
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Hack/Slash director

Both horror and comics are still palatable on the giant undulating tongue of Hollywood, and what better time to make an announcement than just before Comic Con? Maybe it’ll help sell a few extra comics, which sadly get nudged aside...
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Despicable Me trailer

At first I didn’t quite understand the new teaser for the 3-D CG-animated DESPICABLE ME — I was under the impression that the movie was about a dastardly supervillain, voiced by Steve Carell. And while the comedian doesn’t actually make...
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