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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

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Choose Creeps cover

While the news of an actual NIGHT OF THE CREEPS DVD finally coming first filled me with nostalgic delight, I’m far less thrilled with what’s being considered for the cover image. Amazon has the upcoming disc available for pre-order, and...
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The Informant! trailer

Director Steven Soderbergh has been able to deftly switch between serious subjects (TRAFFIC, ERIN BROCKOVICH) and breezy fare (the OCEAN’S trilogy), but his latest actually pulled a swerve — I was expecting THE INFORMANT! to be more THE INSIDER than...
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Adams wants to Fight

Now that she’s blasted onto the A-list , blue-eyed firetop Amy Adams is getting involved with more high-profile projects. Adams is thinking about putting up her delicate dukes for THE FIGHTER, the troubled movie that will look at the lives...
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T’Former writers steal

TRANSFORMERS guys Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman are all over the place these days, writing and producing lots of big projects (maybe you saw STAR TREK, if not THE PROPOSAL, which they also produced). Now they have another expensive project...
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Trachtenberg on Dicks

Bruce Willis sure seems to have some fine looking daughters. In the movies, anyway. After Mary Elizabeth Winstead in LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, sweet young Michelle Trachtenberg will pretend to carry his DNA in the currently filming buddy cop...
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More on Bay’s Four

As we heard the other day, obliteration machine Michael Bay is thinking about following up the literal smash TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN with a teenage alien project at Dreamworks called I AM NUMBER FOUR. All we got was that...
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Right One remake talk

In his last directing effort, Matt Reeves smashed the hell out of Manhattan with a gigantic monster. Now the CLOVERFIELD director wants to take his predilection for creatures down a few notches with a Americanization of the outstanding Swedish vampire...
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Oldboy remake status

An American remake of South Korean director Park Chan-Wook’s deservedly acclaimed OLDBOY has been in the works for a while, the whole time struggling like a live squid on a dish. Steven Spielberg and Will Smith decided to make it...
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Real Wolvie ending?

I came across this while clicking around DeviantArt for my weekly fix of amateur photography, anime wank art and depictions of superheroines in compromising positions, and figured it was worth sharing. Especially for fans of Deadpool’s comic book incarnation, who...
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Bay counts to Four?

Now that he’s done hammering our senses and IQs with the relentless robotic cacophony of TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, what’s up next for Destructicon Michael Bay? Sounds like he might be hanging with his buds at Dreamworks again for...
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