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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns
Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication
Freddy v Jason v bunny
Posted 18 years ago
It’s nearly Halloween — are you in the horror spirit? Well, the bunnies are! Those spastic cartoon rabbits are back, this time condensing FREDDY VS. JASON down to a swift 30 seconds (and somehow leaving out very little of value)....
Deadly Skyscraper
Posted 18 years ago
In the wake of 9/11, any action/thriller/disaster movies involving airliners or tall buildings immediately got stuffed in the vault. And while the statute of limitations has obviously expired on plane-based terror (RED EYE, FLIGHTPLAN, SNAKES ON A PLANE, etc.), it...
Brody is a Courier
Posted 18 years ago
Okay. You’re in a movie, and you desperately need an important package delivered. There will likely be significant danger involved. Jason Statham is otherwise occupied. Why not give Adrien Brody a try? The Oscar-winning actor is getting in touch with...
I Sell the Dead poster
Posted 18 years ago
We love Ron Perlman in just about anything (which is good, as he’s in nearly everything), and since a movie about corpse thieves may not have strong commercial prospects, here’s a bit of promo for I SELL THE DEAD (also...
Fanboys moves again
Posted 18 years ago
You may be wondering why you haven’t seen FANBOYS playing in your local theater by now, especially when even the inferior CLONE WARS ‘toon can manage a major release. The movie, set in 1998, is about STAR WARS zealots on...
Soderbergh’s Cleopatra
Posted 18 years ago
And in today’s “Never Saw That One Coming” news, director Steven Soderbergh (OUT OF SIGHT, OCEAN’S 11, 12, 13) is making a “3-D live-action rock ’n’ roll musical about Cleopatra.” What’s more, he wants Catherine Zeta-Jones for his legendary Egyptian...
A-Team movie delayed
Posted 18 years ago
When a plan doesn’t come together? Hannibal hates the shit outta that. So he’s probably none too happy about the news that the long-in-development feature of THE A-TEAM has been postponed. Although it was initially announced as a Summer 2009...
My Bloody Valentrailer
Posted 18 years ago
It certainly appears that director Patrick Lussier knew what he was doing with the remake of the 1981 slasher MY BLOODY VALENTINE — the new trailer promises all sorts of old-school tension, carnage and flesh-baring ladies. Not to mention various...
Battle Angel talk
Posted 18 years ago
At the rate he actually finishes things, it could be another decade before we ever see James Cameron’s live-action movie based on the popular manga BATTLE ANGEL ALITA (he originally announced it at Comic Con in 2002). Until he completes...
