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Terminator 4 details

While the title doesn’t seem to be getting any better, shooting has begun on McG’s TERMINATOR SALVATION: THE FUTURE BEGINS in the scorched wasteland of New Mexico. Warner Bros. sent along an official press release, and while there isn’t much...
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Matrix meets Trek

A bit slow for news at the moment, so here’s a little treat for fans of THE MATRIX, classic STAR TREK and/or movie mash-ups. Fledgling vid editor ‘dotpattern’ took the visual cues and original audio from the trailer for THE...
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Abomination art

By now you probably know what the Hulk looks like — green, muscular, generally quite cranky. And if you’ve seen the trailer for THE INCREDIBLE HULK, you know they’re not keeping the appearance of his nemesis Abomination a mystery. But...
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Watchmen figures

Zack Snyder has been slowly tricking juicy morsels to the fans for his upcoming adaptation of seminal comic tale WATCHMEN, but it’s DC Comics who have given us a good look at the morph-masked vigilante Rorschach. DC has released several...
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Bale is thrice Connor

If you were concerned that Christian Bale’s involvement in the new TERMINATOR movie(s) would be minimal, fear not — the Batsuit-wearing Brit will smash those metal motherf*ckers into junk at least three times, assuming the franchise retains momentum. Bale plays...
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Flash Gordon returns

It seems like classic pulp heroes are all the rage. We already heard that Buck Rogers was making a comeback, and now Sony is hoping FLASH GORDON will save every one of us. The studio has Breck Eisner (SAHARA) attached...
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Highlander remake

When it comes to catchphrases, “There can be only one” is about the least appropriate statement imaginable when it comes to the HIGHLANDER franchise. While the first movie seemed to end fairly succinctly, it was nonetheless followed by the uniquely...
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Das Happening poster

For the poster of M. Night’s latest thrill-attempt THE HAPPENING, North America got a desolate scene of empty cars. International audiences are treated to something much more grim. Apparently Shyamalan’s global catastrophe only causes automotive difficulties in the US. Click...
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Caspian is Dorian

From PRINCE CASPIAN to “Prince Charming”? Now that Narnia is safe or whatever, Brit star Ben Barnes is putting his chiseled good looks and large hair to good use in another literary adaptation, this one a bit more classic. Barnes...
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Cusack goes to 2012

When it comes to John Cusack, I tend think of him in terms of quirky characters rather than big-budget summer tentpole flicks (CON AIR aside). And yet here he is joining up with a maestro of the blockbuster, Roland Emmerich,...
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