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War Inc. trailer

Looking at the new trailer for WAR, INC. makes it difficult to believe it’s not a straight sequel to GROSSE POINTE BLANK — although it’s pretty obvious that’s the underlying intention. This one might be a bit more satirical (and...
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Monahan’s next crime

William Monahan’s Oscar-winning work on THE DEPARTED rightfully got him plenty of attention… and a whole lot of work. His second project (of seemingly many) with Leonardo DiCaprio, the CIA thriller BODY OF LIES, hits later this year, and he’s...
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Bill & Ted, again?

For quite a while, Keanu Reeves expressed interest in reuniting with his time-tripping accomplice Alex Winter to catch up with the Wyld Stallyns some two decades after their last bogus journey. Alas, strange things are afoot. Instead of a third...
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McConaughey P.I.?

Is Matthew McConaughey willing to grow out some lip fur and spend his time hanging on Hawaii beaches or cruising around in a red Ferrari? It’s possible — according to EW, the amiable charmer has been “offered” the title role...
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New Lynch trailer

Sorry, David Lynch fans — the master of surreality didn’t direct the upcoming thriller SURVEILLANCE, only produced it. Behind the camera, however, is another Lynch: his daughter Jennifer. The movie appears to be a RASHOMON-style twister in which various witnesses...
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Bathing with Bierko

If you could share a bath with any celebrity, who would be your first choice? If you said John Malkovich, you clearly think in a unique way. But then, you’re not Craig Bierko. The actor, who readers will probably best...
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Zelda movie trailer?

The legions of fans who played countless hours of ZELDA games on various Nintendo consoles have long been waiting to see those sprites and polygons turned to flesh and blood — so they will undoubtedly be thrilled that a “top...
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Pitt’s Lost City

Brad Pitt must’ve watched plenty of Sesame Street and Electric Company as a youth, because the guy loves his letters, particularly beta and zed. Pitt’s Plan B company is producing the epic zompocalypse movie WORLD WAR Z, and now also...
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Machete update?

Our favorite tattooed Mexican desperado Danny Trejo was at Indiana’s Horrorhound convention this past weekend, and JoBlo reader ‘Ronald S.’ asked the blade-wielding badass about the proposed MACHETE flick. The response: “He said that they were going to start up...
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