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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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A Headey Tale

Now that she’s done dusting it up with cyborgs as the title lady of TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES (and no word yet on whether she’ll continue her war on the machines in a second season), Brit babe Lena Headey...
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Fincher’s Heavy Metal

Another week, another David Fincher project! And… not one I really expected. The guy who got Brad Pitt so animated in FIGHT CLUB will soon be doing some actual animation — he’s quarterbacking a new HEAVY METAL movie for Paramount....
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Pathology poster

After a few juggled dates, the medical thriller PATHOLOGY is getting ready to carve up screens. HEROES superpower sponge Milo Ventimiglia brings his annoying bangs to Lakeshore/MGM’s flick, which comes from the writers of CRANK, automatically making it worth checking...
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Mad Max gets game

Although it seemed unlikely that we’d ever get a proper fourth MAD MAX movie, we still may see the wasteland warrior once more. Even better, we’ll get to BE him. Writer-director George Miller, the guy behind the MAD MAX trilogy...
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Anamorph trailers

Although the title evokes memories of MANIMAL and/or POWER RANGERS, the new Willem Dafoe serial killer flick ANAMORPH might just sneak up on us and become the new SEVEN. Or…it could just be the latest in a long line of...
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An extra Potter flick

I’m not particularly invested in the HARRY POTTER series (Cuaron’s entry was the only one that captured my interest yet), but that seems to put me in the minority. No doubt the millions upon millions of Harryheads or Potterites, or...
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Raimi’s Monster Zoo

Something tells me that Sam Raimi’s craving for quirky horror is returning with a vengeance, and I have doubts he’ll ever want to revisit the wall-crawling series that provided him with fistfuls of A-list Hollywood clout. Paramount has grabbed the...
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Charlize is Vengeance?

Actress Charlize Theron, who is kind of attractive if you’re into, um… women (particularly ones who look like Charlize Theron), may be about to get those elegant hands bloody. According to a recent interview with The Boston Globe (which you...
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The Strangers trailer

I could swear this movie was supposed to be released over a year ago, but I guess it’s finally done cooking. Not a lot of plot necessities for THE STRANGERS: Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman are a loving couple who...
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Gotham Knight site

In preparation for the upcoming Bat season, Warner Bros. has launched the official site for BATMAN: GOTHAM KNIGHT, the made-for-DVD conceived as a tie-in peripheral to this summer’s virtually guaranteed blockbuster THE DARK KNIGHT. There’s not much yet at the...
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